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Urgent security update

staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the…

urtube:

The Titanic sunk 102 years ago

Just let that sink in

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"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."

- (via slutstatus)

(Source: sureth-ng, via consequences-of-my-actions)

spray-on:

Google knows what you mean

somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

Love little kids

(Source: pleatedjeans, via paradaiise)